Hi!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if some crazy person phoned the cops and said they saw a big blond woman with an AR-15 acting crazy
That would be a brilliant picture for 4chan some dumbass that showed up at my house laid out on my sidewalk hahaha!
>>11514238Bitch my hair is pink get it straight. lol my dad was a Vietnam vet and did leave me some weapons so they can try it :)
>>1151424440 yo failure lunatic has unregistered firearms? we should tell the police...
The big pink haired woman is armed, repeat she has a weapon
I cake because you do
1 false move and their done for
*pulls a wooden chair*
>>11514109Cakes of Venetian Snares are better.
spongebob boiling in a pot of shit
RAISING CANE'S
>>11514230https://youtu.be/rI_3FWSU_70
>>11514203ffirst they started singing about vans then in the next song they say ffuck van sneakers????? well which is it
and then RIDERS ON THE STORM going bum bum da bum bumRIDERS ON THE STORM bum bum da bum bumINTO THIS HOUSE WE'RE BORNinto this world we're thrown
>>11514237RAISE THE CAIN
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
what the fuck a new drug dealer i met wanted to have sex with me,, i told him i have a partner but he kept on insisting,, saying things like "We need fun and life and u look so cute" like wtf, no, no thank u, no. i dont wtant free weed. i odnt.. u cant
>>11514226funposting
>>11514232So just like people post whatever they want? Like a good type of r9k
>>11514226lurk for a few months and you'll see
>>11514249>>11514232Just wanted to say thanks for letting me know
>>11514242ye
heil hitler
>>11514191you got that right.*sip*and that's why your house never gets clean burger.the lobby: +1everybody else: +0in perpetuity.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11514196atta boy! magnify!!!!!!!!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11514191Hitler killed at best 6 Million Jews thousands of polish but the red army steamrolled himIf his ideas of eugenics and "lebensraum" held true and he had not I vaded Poland we would be speaking German now.And God how cowardly is this country??? I know we were hitting from WW1 but we come in late and mop up??? And Japan was stupid and tf were they thinking bombing pearl harbor??? Fucking morons learned real quick didn't >>11514196they
le stormfig has arrived
>>11514235i think you mean IDF has arrived. now stfu and post more hitler!
scandies don’t got bang bang shrimpYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11514131if I was danish why wuld I b makin fun of scandinavians?
>>11514227you know that you aren't one of us, you are pathetic
>>11514231G8r is older thane how dare u
>>11514240i dare because danes need to be put in their fucking place, their national cuisine is fucking bread with butterYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11514125>eggs*>*conditions may apply
do you like both anime and cartoons?
they r the same thing hurrdurrr :B
I don't like Western cartoons. I like watchmen and blade and spawn and carnage but in general western comics are lame
what's up my neko bitches
are you a femboy?
>>11514218no im a nigger, next questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg1SwMQtE-Q!!!!!!!! WE DANCING TONITE !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11514224pic of your bbc to corroborate that information.
>>11514239u wish pathetic faggot retard lol! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P3pgLCc4t4
THERE ARE BEES INSIDE MY WALLSFUCK BEES KILL ALL BEES>MUH POLLENATIONFUCK PLANTS FUCK EARTH FUCK BEEEEESS
>>11514105The best thing about Hitler is he killed Hitler!
I'm camping this weekend and the campsite has many bees who live underground. Each bee has its own hole. I guess they must be laying eggs down there. I accidentally stepped on one of the holes and filled it in with dirt. Later I watched a bee frantically fly around the collapsed hole for several minutes. Eventually it started digging again and found its original hole.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11514183Uhh u posted a pic of a. Wasp I like spiders and ladybugs and bees they're cool but wasps can suck my dick
>>11514189are you sure? I think the body shape looks bee-likeYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11514208Bro look at hie angular ant faceDas a easp-_-
Is it true that in the US, you'll get fully militarized armed cops busting down your door for using those mental health hotlines under the guise of doing "wellness" checks on you and they're so incompetent at dealing with the public that they end up "finishing the job" anyway?
YEA and it's what anyone who calls those phone nos deserves!!!! >:D
Cop, standing over a mental illness retard's body: There. I ended your pain.
>>11514179If they don't shoot you, they'll end up committing you involuntarily for at least a few weeks and they'll bill you when you get out, you could have lost your apartment and job in the meantime, it really gives you a newfound will to live, you know?To make things even better, many federally regulated professions like pilots will get their licenses revoked for seeking out psych help, so they just repress until you end up with suicidal alcoholics taking like 500 lives in one go.
>>11514179>militarizedWhy are you pretending like you're not american?
do you watch "anime"?
>>11514147Ye don't like nichijou?it's prolly the only manga that makes me laughJapanese people suck at humor lol
nichijou is peak pablum
>>11514156Nooo it's funnnyYou ain't gonna sway me on this!!
>>11514167Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11514153yeah they do. i guess i just got to it too late, maybe i would have loved it if it was on repeat with the other anime back when i had no internet and streaming.anyway i watched the disastous life of saiki k and its pretty funny. one punch man season 1 is ok too
Why is 4chan so closet gay?
>all everyone does here is shit talk trannies and gays>trannies and gays are most of what these people lust afterweird website.
>>11513860it’s pretty openly gay
>>11513879profound
Does anyone else get a sudden urge to nap after orgasming?
>>11513557
>>11513557No but I get the sudden urge to nap after eating.
>>11513588Dubs! They go first lol
>>11513640Kagami is an adult, you sicko.
>>11513557happens too me too all the timeespecially when I'm tired
This is actually me
