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Board Game EditionPrevious thread : >>77242739https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77242739/Rules:Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What Board games did you play as a kid?>Which were the most fun and which made someone the most upset when losing?>Any stories about someone being angry over losing?>If you could play board games with any 4 people who would it be? What game would it be?FAQ:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77248264How long do you have to do the pt for?
>>77248567Is he white and are you not white, nona?
>>77248533>i know and i want to live that fairy tale but i've been waiting for what... my last relationship (which was when i was a kid so does that even count?) was over 5 years ago.how was that relationship? how did you feel about it? i know i sound like an optimistic normie right now, but i like the quote in pic rel. i hope it makes you feel better.
>>77248585Wdym anon? >>77248594Yes exactly haha how did you know? But I live in the US
>>77248592>How long do you have to do the pt for?I'm honestly not sure. We have already passed the original set amount. We've been increasing by several weeks for a little bit now. I guess until I reach a reasonable point. I'm getting better at walking but today has shown me I'm not there yet
Once I accepted that we as a species are nothing more than a type of animal on planet earth, it recontextualized everything in a much more sensible way. Though this level of understanding has left me viewing most humans no different from house pets, or zoo animals.
>>77248408Youre right, but that is sort of a distorted perspective dont you think?
why do the people of r9k like to call themselves robots and argue who's a real robot or not? i just wanna be human
>>77248564I wasn't giving him ideas>>77248392>she has a bf now>>77248444>hitting on his girlthere are some ideas going fembot, i know you're reading the posts, and if you're not killing these ideas you're letting them live and grow. Are you still reluctant to private chat after supposed months of this? Or are you just not interested. This isn't classy lady behavior, keeping things this ambiguous for this long. This is laundry goblin behavior. Don't worry girl, I'll keep things ambiguous with you long time while you're running loads of my dirty work clothes.
>>77248543That sounds very shitty. I hope you haven't been procrastinating too much on your work! Now that the year is coming to a close, are you ready to transfer?>>77248549Sometimes the same ol' usual is a blessing, life gets really fucky sometimes lolfor me we started practicing to check leg kicks, it fucking hurts lol, also started going adding solo hiking in my weekends, thinking about going camping as well, I think honestly chilling in the woods alone with music and alcohol is what I need.
>>77248545>well that's just some random simp who stumbled in hereis that the first simp we've had? if so pretty surprising considering how great the other femanon is. >trust me when i say it i found our last chat really pleasant and uplifting and i think you know thataw thank you. making people happier is my main goal in life, so it's nice that talking to you is basically helping me fulfil what i see as my purpose.>>77248549>it's just some banter or at least i hope it is from his endyeah that's what i intepreted it as, i was just playing along. >good to see you too! how's school? i feel like i haven't seen you in foreveri saw OP somewhat recently, it was just us two chatting because it was, if i'm doing the time zone conversions correctly, quite early in the morning for you to be on. but yeah haven't seen you in a while, school's been testing me desu but i think i need to have more confidence in myself because somehow i always manage to pull through? ugh i hate saying that i should be more confident, feels a bit self-aggrandising.>>77248558a noble quest i hope you succeed in but not with this girl. try another one please.>>77248555checked and cute to hear :)>>77248569Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77248587how? i'm the opposite of a faggot i want you to go away
>>77248599you know where you can control who talks on a channel and who can't? discord. you should talk to girlie there.
How do I stop wasting so much time in here?
>>77247780That's the stupid question. If you read a book it would probably take forever.
>>77247780Install the desktop program coldturkey and block 4chan.org
>>77247780Just do something for 10 mins each day that have the potential to build up over timeLike if you read 1 page of a book each day then after 300 days you will have probably read a whole book. This works for everything and it snowballs What ever you want to do, just start doing it for just 10 mins a day What are your hobbies or what are those pipe dreams that you've always wanted to do? Please reply.
You can't. You're here forever.>>77248021LOL! You can just switch it back, retard. OP knows the answer to his own question.
>>77247780Don't come here. Simples.
I don't even do drugs or any of that, but for some reason I have a strong urge to find an emo/goth/alt druggie gf or just friend who doesnt give a shit about anything to get fucked up with.
damn man... like... bro... i just dont give a fuck about anything... damn
>>77248510i do drugs rarely but same
i added the anon i've been crushing on and he likes me back. i don't know where we go from here but i'm still in shock.holy FUCK
where do anons on this board add each other? do they just to go /soc/?
>>77247823THE VOCAROO GUY? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO (ive been following this story the whole time)
>>77248376nah it was all here, the mods just didn't care to nuke me when i reached out with my user>>77248471i can't believe people have been following this omgi'm very happy also!! in hindsight, i have no idea why i was so worried
>>77247823>crushingI feel non-human. I only had one crush in my entire life and it was because she used to hug me a lot and be very nice to me.
>>77248572have hope anon, he was in similar shoes as you prior to me adding him, the odds might have been low but crazy shit can happen
Go to a music festival this year
Go to a coitus festival.
>>77247676Thought about going to Summerfest again but their lineup is fucking garbage this year, mostly top 40 country slop. It's not even worth going to shows anymore since most of the bands I would want to see perform are either inactive or past their prime.
>>77247987Where do you find them? Is this just a German/Cali/NY thing?
>>77248481twatter and mostly by just going to the official con rave.
>>77248539Oh yeah, cons. I dunno if it's really classified as a furry con outside of the name but I'll be hitting dragoncon this year at least.
Baby Hold Your Hand EditionLast Thread: >>77232775
>>77248406the only reason my father is religious is because of me when I was 13that might have backfired slightly
>>77248536https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/01/15/finland-mulls-banning-russians-from-buying-real-estate-a83730https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/1943642/russians-to-be-banned-from-buying-property-in-lithuaniaWhere is the lie? How is this not discrimination against ethnic russians on a government level?
"I remember one time, years ago he let fly at me for robbing this house, saying "that man was too poor". How taking from him was no different than the system we was fighting against."
>>77248552How is lithuania related? If you read the article it's not a blanket ban on all russians but specific permits to buy land near the eastern border being denied. It also was because of the buyers bwing connected to the russian goverment, not because just because of them being russian. Read the articles you post.
>>77248552Also so it goes when you live in a terrorist nation. If you want to point fingers point them at Kreml. If Russia was a reliable and trustworthy country such bans wouldn't need to be even considered.
post ur bmihttps://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>>77247829Am still the skinniest here
>>7724782921.4. should definitely be higher
>>77248516BMI?orignellylyyy
>>77248575I am OP anon
>>77247829About 20, I am 1.87
the end of an era.
>>77248281This behaviour from parents is disgusting. Preventing your children from seeking attention should be considered child abuse.
>>77248469It's pathetic. I'm half-convinced it's just ewhore samefagging most of the time, but there are men pathetic enough to stand by other men like pigeons being fed crumbs. It really is like cuckoldry. "Men" degrading themselves by posting in eceleb threads gossiping like middle schoolers about what some retarded underage succubus did.
>>77248515I personally don't understand control/parental overreach over someone of that age.
>>77248571A lot of parents, especially moms, seem to perceive their children as their personal property rather than as human beings. My mom was like that, and I still have some trauma from it to this day.
>>77248515>>77248571>>77248595It's probably necessary if your child is a completely underdeveloped retard
Why do autistic women hate autistic men?
>>77248480whatever the crime normies deserve itthe only crimes autists commit that deserve the full extent of the law are autist on autist, like how family members are the ones that get molested most often
Women are known to hate men and other women. So, everyone.
>>77248495I should rewatch Split, good movie
>>77247067>Too many perverts and incels these days.why do you keep saying this? you are an incel. there's too much of (You) these days.
>>77248364what coherent point did she make?
Canada's subreddits sound like 4chan sometimes. It is too funny
>>77248146Pajeets are cucks. They are such a dysgenic because of centuries of rape and arranged marriages. And not dysgenic just because of looks because some can be handsome (rare) but dysgenic mentally. They are natural creeps.
>>77248349Nah bro Pajeets are way worse than blacks or spicsKeep coping though
>>77248365Browns raised in white society can be nurtured to somewhat overcome their nature. It's why liberals keep them as pets and keep saying they're harmless. It's the difference between having a rat as a pet vs a swarm of cat-sized new york sewer rats.>>77248484>this the mindset of a sheltered canadian whose first real experience with brown people is with indiansLOL it gets SOOOOOO much worse. By the time the real shit gets to where you live it'll be way too late.
>>77248190I genuinely feel so bad for Poojeetas. The fucking horror stories that I heard about what their male relatives do is insane. Brown guys would literally kill their whole family if it meant that a white woman will give them 10 seconds of attention.
>>77248547>>this the mindset of a sheltered canadian whose first real experience with brown people is with IndiansMy Brother in Christ i live in the Caribbean, i have never been to Canada in my lifeI do agree that the leafs are screwed
For anyone suffering from PTSD, chrysanthemum tea works wonders on your stress
Damn bro ptsd isnt real its just like in your head lmfao Damn nigga like just walk away from yo head
>>77248562So it's just this. The General Course in Linguistics is just you know where it comes from
