Goooooood morning /147/ and welcome back to this year's World Snooker Championship.Already we've seen multiple seeded players go out and multiple /ar'/ lads go out so it's shaping up to be a fantastic meme tournament. Let's ride the swing of the pendulum as it gets even worse!>SCHEDULE: https://www.flashscore.com/snooker/>COVERAGE: BBC1, BBC2, and BBC4, and BBC Red Button, Eurosport also. However, coverage has been dogshit all tournament even for us island folk and you'll be much better off watching a stream>STREAM: Twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams (A kick stream will be provided for the second table)>E-SPORTS: Twitch.tv/nr147>HOMEPAGE: MarkSelby.One
I want to snoodle hazel
Stephen Maguire has the phenotype of a black bear
This Judd Trump fella is pretty good. Some of the pots from the last few frames were insane.>>140384506>>140384468Absolutely based>>140384567Lanalingua>>140384770That would be Coventry Brian and I'm pretty sure that's not him (unless he changed his face recently)>>140385004Evil Vikki?
>>140385011>Evil Vikkino idea but thanks for the webm file name
>Lap:#7046>Countdown to Florida Man GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>140364477>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZDYPxcldqE>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Saint Enzo Ferrari will make both cars crash at curve 1 in Miami GP.
Business idea: remove all rules and regulations surrounding engine and car designs.Every team gets 100 kilo of fuel at the start of every race and how they burn it is up to them.
>>140383939He removed nonce.
>LeBron and AD mindbroken for the 11th time in a row>Darvin Ham is doing nothing>Magic beat Cavs but no one really cares>Embiid public enemy number 1 in NY
>>140384897yep
yep.
Wolves really gonna end the potential Nuggets dynastyJust from watching the regular season, you know that they're a bigger threat to Denver than Boston
>>140385013can you ever be positive
*passes**walks*
Started at the bottom now we're here
Just rewatched Yan vs Cory, shit was so cash man.
Holy Fucking Shit. I just ran the data through the simulator and it's telling me Islam has no fucking chance.
>>140384958They're not literal starving south east asians
>>140384915It was always thereHe was always gay
>>140384915What is even wrong with this? Is super skinny black negro offensive?
Today is the birthday of Brazil NT Chadval Junior aka boss of the gymThis thread is sponsored by the Chinese Triadprevious>>140368031
you guys saw this shit? lol
>>140384779>something happens>Palmeiras associationkekyou're beyond repair
>>140384931Kek
For me? Marco Tulio Cicero (Brazilian Midfielder).
Vascaínos estão coringando já
RIP Bob Cole Edition/hoc/vious >>140367446
One Updog, please...>ty
>the city of Norway >the city of Qzeqia
>rapey enters the thread
>>140384789>dallass kwab
Utah Die Hard (1988) starring Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman
Nys editionCurrent and upcoming races:21.04 - 28.04 Presidential Cycling Tour of Türkiye 2.Pro23.04 - 28.04 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT26.04 - 28.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.128.04 - 05.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT28.04 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.101.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT03.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE04.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE04.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro04.05 GP Eco-Struct/Thompson/Security Tools 1.1 WE04.05 - 26.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT05.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.ProComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>140384853i dont know if that spreadsheet is from velogames or another game but i dont play no velogames so can take no creidt
>>140384949So you're the lawful neutral, telling people it is just a game.
>>140384963no that's me and I'm also winning
>>140384976That was my pick nr 1 dear Patje, but an active non-player suddenly stroke me as a good candidate.So you're not lawful neutral, you're chaotic evil.
>>140384823Three Vuelta winners in there
Who else do you hope your team drafts?
>>140384944/prog/ was the only good textboard. Fun fact, there used to be a hidden field on /prog/ to catch spam bots and if you posted in it you would get a 3 day ban. I used to use it to help with the 4chan addiction.
what is TND?
/jp/ was trash no one wanted to stay on that shithole by the time /vt/ was created. All 2hufags ever did was seethe we bumped off their dead image dumps
>>140385012Tonight, nuts deep. A standard greeting your mother sends to every drafted player.
The Carolina Panthers receive QB Bryce YoungThe Chicago Bears receiveWR DJ MooreOT Darnell WrightCB Tyrique StevensonQB Caleb Williams2025 second round pick
WC35 subeditionPost your draftsPrevious: >>140059392
i'm #haalandout for the rest of the season. can't trust him. would rather have somebody who is actually the main scorer of their team.
>>140384443Based. I could bring the snow ape back but honestly it's more fun to have the £14m and two actually good City players.
Salah's gone. Fuck the useless pube headHe'll probably now hattrick against West Ham, but I don't fucking care
took the risk and didnt bring in a tottenham playerthey got some rough fixtures coming up and i dont have confidence that they'll do anythingcaptained big man cole though so my body is ready for 40+ points from the fella
>>140384997They've got two doubles mate, definitely worth getting one or two of em in
>Wednesday 24th AprilWolverhampton Wanderers 0-1 Bournemouth Crystal Palace 2-0 Newcastle UnitedEverton 2-0 Liverpool HAHAManchester United 4-2 Sheffield United>Thursday 25th AprilBrighton Hove and Albion 0-4 Manchester City>Saturday 27th AprilWest Ham United vs Liverpool 12:30Fulham vs Crystal palace 15:00Man United vs Burnley 15:00Newcastle United vs Sheffield United 15:00Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Luton Town 15:00Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>140384924based time thievery, maybe hes not so bad after all
>>140384938>The biggest match for Spurs since 1962how so
>>140384938I think it's inevitable. Arsenal and Spurs have the best back 4s in the league and Spurs have the best goalkeeper in the league, that's already +1 to Spurs. Then you have to remember that Arsenal have no capable attack if the refs aren't helping them while Spurs have one of the best attacking trios in the league, and Richarlison is back.Just like how Everton stopped Liverpool (their biggest rival) from winning the title mere days ago, Spurs are going to do the same to their biggest rival. There's something poetic about it and in both cases it's deserved.
>Richard Masters has shed light on a potential timeline for the looming trial Manchester City will undergo after being charged by the Premier League for 115 breaches of the organisation's financial regulations. >Speaking at a press conference for the European Leagues group on Friday, Masters said the hearing would be set to take place in the 'near future'. 'We can't comment on the case, the date is set,' Masters added. 'The case will resolve itself at some point in the near future.'
>>140384938>The biggest match for Spurs since 1962The sad part is that this is true What a club
>4 days until championsaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>140383991the good timeline
>>140383782>animekys srsly
>>140383963we call it "la champions" here
>>140384271well this is 4chan, not your spic household
it's la ligue des champions not the champions league anyway
Do you ever go watch sports with your Dad?
>>140381832VGH VVE MVST RETVRN
>>140383434гpeшнo
>>140383434>>140384521which one of you is the fat one
>>140381781I have a son and a daughter. I don't go around biting their fucking ears. And... from behind? I'm 100% sure this kid gets his shit pushed in by the creepy mf.
>>140383667He's a disgrace.
>you're really about to officially put your foolish ambitions to rest at spurs awaykek kek kek kek
>>140384651DSL got his internet cut off by his mum (again) but this time finally, couple of months back, this version is one of our usual suspects, switches between Dutch, German, Australian and British VPNs, my money is on 190kg.Easy to spot since he is basically in any thread where the slightest mention of Arsenal happens.
Man City owns youDMCC (Dutch Man City Chad) owns you
>>140384630It’s 190kg who didn’t get any (you)s on his Aussie VPN and then like a relegated Swansea decided to latch on others’ success (DSL being a “good” troll) which is why giving him a (you) is supremely sad.
>>140384865>>140384904I wanna say this is still DSL, he's just stopped attaching Man City pics to his posts for some reason. But if you read them in the end he's still posting the exact same stuff as always.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/137821570/#137826989Now why he stopped mentioning City and decided to dedicate his life to /arse/ instead, I have no idea.
This weekendbochum - hoffenheimhühnchen - eagleseyecastle - bremenrb - bvb free castle - wolfsburgbayer - stuttgart Gladbach - huhnion mainz - kölndarmstatt- heidenheim
>>140383972>42069based memers
>Uli Hoeneß hat bestätigt, dass Ralf Rangnick bei der Trainersuche des FC Bayern nur die dritte Wahl ist. Bei einem Podiumsgespräch der „Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung“ gab der Ehrenpräsident des Rekordmeisters am Freitag zu, dass die Münchner ihre Job-Offerte zunächst an Leverkusens Xabi Alonso und dann Bundestrainer Julian Nagelsmann gerichtet hatten.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roger Schmidt. Fc Bayern. Get it done.
Oh yeah, it's Zwundes Time!
>>140384627Does he not like Rangnick and wishes to essentially motivate him to pass on the job or...is he just brain dead because of old age and fails to realize how much idiotic shit like this hurts the people trying to do their job?
Round 4 of the County Championship, day 1:all matches streams on the ecb webshitebbc live text & radio links https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/>Division OneDURHAM v ESSEXhttps://youtu.be/91Uoj2gNNkcSURREY v HAMPSHIREhttps://youtu.be/tGTXJy2KAZcWARWICKSHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIREhttps://youtu.be/1utIUISiibs [Embed]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>140384548Just not cricket.
bet countystreamslad was privately educated. maybe even went to a boarding school like zachy. just has that aura about him
>>140384368averages 60 because he's a pubstomper and domestic cricket's standards are appalling
any good county games this week???
130 millies on the euro millions tonightmight have a gogot a good feeling
