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badass ver>>77273355
Used to go on here. Now i have a bf of 3 years and our own place. Family is comfortable enough now with relationship. More social than ive ever been. Literally just start exercising and get out more. Shit happenes
>>77287994>jokingThe absolute state of gay
>>77288981But it would make me happy so not unnecessary meow >>77289005Rock
>>77288220I agree with this guy>And they always talk in jargon about some fucking obscure shit instead of using language everybody knows. Imagine if I were to do the same every time I said something. It's so fucking dumb and arrogant. It's just a ego game to those idol worshiping faggots because they have nothing real to come with.
>>77289012how to get out more?this phrase doesnt mean anything
Port of Tyne edition
>You shall not gamble, participate in lotteries or any type of prize draw that relies on luck, even if the money goes to charity.
Corr new breadington alreadyThought the other one would go for anuddah 50 or so
looks Iike avatarfagging to me
Love how the dentistberg cunt didn't get back to me again despite saying she wouldOh well, another call it is then
If you cannot find a suitable marriage partner, you should pray to Jehovah for help to persevere in the single state.You should not be alone with your girlfriend / boyfriend.You should not treat a marriage engagement lightly; you should not end an engagement on a whim.You should not view pornography.You should not masturbate.You should not perform anal sex.You should not perform oral sex.You shall not manipulate the genitals of one whom you are not married to.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is this true my anons
>>77288133>>Using the mean in a dataset with a statistically-significant number of outliersthis, dumb foid >>77288044 doesn't understand basic math
It's real but like>>77286721said, it goes both ways. I've experienced it. We complain about women thinking about Chad dick forever while they're with their beta partners, but I've been the guy subconsciously telling myself that this new girl is a dumb bitch and that a previous partner was smarter/funnier/nicer whatever.And what's worse, not only does that make me view them with contempt because I'm comparing them to other women, it actually kinda makes me mad at them for trying, badly, to approach that high standard and thinking they're hot shit. Like, "Bitch, you don't even know, don't pretend you're Ramona Flowers, I've had my fucking soul sucked out by the real one and you ain't shit"So yeah, I assume that not only are they still thinking of Chad, they resent you for not being Chad. And yes, that is me with a man projecting onto the female mentality. Because I do that.
>>77286700it can be, if you're trash and also fall for the monogamy meme, which you will if you're an NPC cucked by the ideology of straightness, which has very little to do with heterosexuality
>>77288860Give us an example of this logic. What are their views on statistics like this that prove women who have more previous partners are less happy, have more disease and are more likely to cheat and divorce? If you are going to spend years of your only life with someone, isn't it worth making decisions based on facts and logic?
>>77286919t.>>77286925>>77286932c'mon man, not everyone is a burger we never checked whether or not the place is real, we just read dorsia and first thing that comes to mind is american psychofor us there's no real life connection to make
Storytelling editionPrevious thread : >>77283168https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77283168/Rules : Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What is a book you were required to read for school that you enjoyed?>Do you enjoy fanfiction? Whats the most bizarre fanfic have you come across?>Do you enjoy reading recreationally? What was the last thing you read?>Do you like writing and storytelling? What about roleplaying? What do you write?>Describe a scene (or give a quote) from a book or story that you still think back on oftenFAQ:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77288900>No, you posting it every goddamn day is whats worse.I'm not a woman nigga, I've been here for years. I'm saying this dog shit board is spammed with porn and attention seeking near constantly and this is the single consistent thread where women or men larping as women make posts without constantly going to bump limit because of simps and newfags like you who don't know how to sage and filter.>Created after /r9k/ and not not affliated with /r9k/.Wizchan is more r9k than r9k is now. "Th-this place is NEVER changing" it already fucking has because tiktok and youtube opened the bottle and the genie can't be put back, e-begging women and normoids like helltaker fag are routine now. 4Chan has been completely infested with normies and porn spammers since like 2016 through 2019 except for a choice few boards that are JUST niche enough that only people actually interested in them go there. If you want to rage and complain there's a million twitter screencap threads from here to /pol/ that would be to your liking.>>77288969>they make the best threads simply because they want to have a good time and not spam bait after baityou're stupid. sorry dude i don't make the rules.
>>77288994You cuntoids have been here since last thursday. You lost the game.
>>77289015>I'm saying this dog shit board is spammed with porn and attention seeking near constantlyAnd Im saying thats not a good thing BUT this thread is worse! >Wizchan is more r9k than r9k is now.And CC and lolcow are not /r9k/ and are made for cuntoids. So go there. We were hear first.
>>77289020>You lost the game.God dammit are you trying to make me nostalgia.
>>77289037>We were hear first.Objectively not. You stole it from others in the 2016 summer fag fest
Is this a good outfit for women to wear?
>>77288811i have a jirai kei outfit too desu
>*makes moids seethe*
I appreciate nose rings a lot. Shiny, right in the center of the face, you can't miss it, and it says so much. Dozens of questions instantly answered, saves everyone a lot of time.
>>77287856I love this shit tho. It's one of the most reliable markers that a girl will be easy. Specially if she's also a teenager.
>>77287856i like it but im a retarded emofag so i admit im biased
>>77287856I want an alt-girl with one of those piercings to ballbust me desu
A piercing traditionally used for cattle. Seems like false advertising because they aren't ever lactating.
You fucked your sister lately, anon? Siscest thread.
hey do you see women as superior to you?
>>77287644I don't know why I find that hot>>77287653I completely agree, we need to find better ways to raise boys, no fucking doubt!
>>77286836Hello anon! No, I don't. I always treat them like children. Most women who are dumb are too emotional for my taste, so I avoid contact with them if it doesn't benefit me. I hope I answered your question.
>>77287466Yes, which is why virginity as a concept existed since time immemorial and women were essentially held as baby-making machines, and to conflate it with "killing weak men" is another revisionist take since the goal was to eliminate any potential threat.
>>77286836Yeah as long as they are sexy
>>77286836They are socially superior, like an aristocrat born into status and money, it is much easier for them to find social acceptance, even if they are mentally ill or bad people, they will be included in society,whereas I have to be some kind of turbogigachad with years of practice developing social skills which I never had and struggle to get.
Taking it easy all day
Hello, hello, hello everyone.Got 2 of those today. Feeling good
In the bus now>>77288698In order to better understand what ideas u should take u should see what national ideas u got and see what could work well with them>>77288711Would u be able 2 grill if u had one?>>77288780It seems i am becoming a bad influence
>>77288927Any1 can take it ez!>>77288949U must have completed a good chunk of le pokedex by now
>>77288877That's true. Today's task is finding and summarising papers, and then summarising some different papers for someone else once that's done. Honestly I can't complain too much because it's easy work, especially for the pay. I'm very lucky to have this job.>>77288949I have never seen a shiny pokemon in the wild, or through breeding. I only managed to get some through trading for shiny value eggs in X, which is basically cheating.>>77288983>It seems i am becoming a bad influenceNo, I'm just very lazy and never given hard deadlines so I just put stuff off.
>>77288877>Nah it's really easy, trust me.if you say so... ill see if i can figure out how to plug the guitar to the amp when i get one>>77288983>Would u be able 2 grill if u had one?hmmm maybe ive watched my uncle grill a few times so i have a... *raw* idea of it heh>>77288949>Got 2 of those today. Feeling goodwoah that is a bug
I HATE ANXIETY!!!!!how do I make it stopi feel trapped and cant focus on anything and worry about dumb things its ruining my life
>>77288829>I HATE ANXIETY!!!!!>how do I make it stopPsychologically self-harm with extreme gore until it goes away. Also works for depression and emotional pain
>>77288839so put myself under stress as to adapt to it so my baseline moves to normal?
>>77288888don't listen to that fucking retard
Which race makes for the best wife material
And a way to break you
To leave death in you
It will be a slaughter that eradicates
>>77289045based polish anons.Fuck MLP faggots and fuck furries (same thing) too
And completely eliminates you from life
Romuva marriage kind of day.
What the senpai sayin...
im sayan its absolutely eternally over for atheismtisms sonichustans the heavenkangz shut ourguy down
>>77286535>Tate-sama arrestedhuh
sigh at least mario still has our back bros
>2019oh i got memed so over bros so over
30+ Thread - Somehow survived the week EditionA Surprise to Be Sure, But a Welcome One
>>77287919Watch Naruto and drink grape juice
>>77287919Go out and get an iced coffee or two, drive around a bit, come home and process some more anger, same as always
I cannot cope with sucking at everything.
>>77288907You get usedd to it
>>77287845>socially behind I am when talking to my co workers, friends and just looking at other people.In what way?
