why didn't he just stop drinking
>>198628815Now that's a proper tune. Ace video too.Some good stories this time. 5/5 thread drukbros.
>>198628897i was druk the other night, on the couch watching cable tv and this really evil A.I. ad came on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of8ihBXaUGc i was reminded instantly of the guy's eyes bulging in the bv3 mv. did u have muchmusic growing up? i miss GOOD musics vids that had effort put in
>>198628560I should give this another shot. I'm not a big Beatles guy but I thought this was super weak compared to Revolver, Sgt Pepper's, White Album and Abbey Road.
>>198629004half of that is too tryhard, white album is pure wankery and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
kek has anybody been out at pubs in the past few years? what the fuck happened it's so shite now lol
WHO D'YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDIN'?HE'S THE EARTH AND HEAVEN TO YOUTRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEENHONEY, WE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU (OH , NO)GIRL, YOU CAN'T CONCEAL ITWE KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELIN', WHO YOU'RE THINKIN' OF
>>198628804NO CHANCENO WAYI WONT SAY [SPOILER] ITS TAPE [/SPOILER]
>>198628804I saw this when I was 12 and these characters irritated me no endI remember wondering why there were niggers in greece
Every movie needs muse support.
Hercules is a great movie but a shit Heracles movie.It was made solely as a seethe from director against Disney execs because they butchered his Treasure Planet pitch.
>>198628804I never questioned them being black since I was like 8 and didn't know what greece was. Also these guys were cool as fuck/literally me
Who won here?
>>198628477
>People complain that politicians only have short term priorities and only think in terms of the next quarter, their next election >Politician takes a long term perspective and talks about the history of his country from the very start to Today, and into the far future>Is endlessly mocked for doing soThere is no satisfying some people
>>198629019Capitalism > fascism
>>198628961>literally can't respond
>>198629066I did respond. Are you bad at this or something?
Is it me or is this the worst season by a mile?
>>198623817would
>>198626852>>198627122it's not like a lot of these ancient devices pop up out of nowhere, they build up on them for entire seasons
>>198628618he is not the real gooldposter
>>198623817That's doctorhotwife.
>>198628771Dakara being the mcmuffin twice had absolutely zero buildup.
just walk on
>>198628969Oh brother, just go back where you came from you naive little shithead
>>198628935Shut the fuck uuuuup. You're making a sceeeene
>>198628969I'm Black and I ain't never done nothing to you. Now why exactly the fuck you think I'm not welcome here?
Any more IRL kino? I love these threads.
>>198628694>>198628635>>198628455>violent mutt schizo ruralfaggots that project their sick rape/murder fantasies unironically use tiktok as their source for their literal insanity LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO polfags have FALLEN
>The rough cut clocked in at 2 hours 40 minutes. It’s a very cut-and-dry revenge story, but no less thrilling. Pedro Pascal’s character is Paul Mescal’s stepfather. Mescal’s wife is murdered. Mescal, a noble journeyman, goes to the capital to seek revenge and fight his way to the top of the chain. Denzel Washington’s puppet master, the true villain of the film, oversees everything and is impressed by his talents.The monkey gladiator scene is being described as “gory” and “absolutely insane” with monkeys ripping off faces and bones.>The new characters are strong. Mescal’s performance as the grown-up Lucius said to be "subdued, but effective." The standouts seems to be Connie Nielsen who does a “great job” as Lucius's mother Lucilla, very emotional and beautiful, and could potentially get an Oscar nomination. Washington, as the shadowy operator manipulating everything, is "deviously brilliant." Joseph Quinn and Fred Hechinger are also said to be entertaining standouts as well — chewing up the scenery in their spoiled rich kid roles as co-Emperors Caracalla and Geta.>The sets are beautiful and spacious, replicating the look and feel of the original. The gladiator arena scenes were, much like the original, very entertaining — there’s sharks, killer monkeys, a massive rhino and overall great fighting/action. It looks nearly done, only a few gory edits aren’t finished like cuts on people, and deaths by arrow or sword. Harry Gregson Williams’ score was excellent, it flowed very well with the film.https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2024/4/25/dr0xt0cqdqhhsuhjqt8a9argotk6s9
>>198623364Had more than enough of that guy, thank you very much.
>>198622914My name be Niggicus Gorillicanus, and I will bust a cap in yo ass in this life or da next
>>198623407were you there? then shut the fuck up
>>198622914Honestly fuck it, if it's well made it sounds like it could be kino.That said I don't really see the point of calling it a gladiator sequel, it has fundamentally nothing to do with the original besides the gladiatoral setting and revenge story. Makes more sense to me to view it as a reboot desu
>>198628981>Giving Hollywood another chance with a glorious franchise.YOU FUCKING ASK FOR IT EVERY TIMEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHOLY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SUBHUMAN
>season ends on a cliffhanger >show is canceledWhat show?
>>198627791you watched it when you were 12.
>>198619671FYI - in the acclaimed Breaking Bad show the writers had no idea what to do and were constantly "brainstorming" ideasso you ended up with 10 hours of hank's wife kleptomania that didn't advance the main story 1 bitand everyone applaudedonly the shows written in whole deserve interest
>>198627883Dawg I watched it when it aired and I was in my early 20s
>>198620091don't remind me anon, christ
>>198619671ALF
>>198627738I highly doubt it because I was in Las Vegas when raves were a weekly thing and me and my bros would drop ecstasy and smoke crystal meth like it was going out of style and we ALWAYS had girls around that were absolute sluts. Now that being said it was a while back and all those girls that used to be cute are worn out and horrendously nasty now while all the guys turned out okay.Now little bitch boy, as far as my uncle is concerned he was fucking my aunt who was total California Beach blonde bimbo with fake tits and I used to jerk off to her on a regular basis in my teens, so im not discounting him at all. Hustler magazines are nasty though unless you're into weird fetish shit like overly hairy women, chicks peeing on flowers, erotica written by deranged truckers that refer to women's asses as "poop shooters," and such.
>>198628950Case in point, Netflix subs increased when they brought in the household limit.Just use fucking HDO Box but no that's apparently too complicated
>>198625465YouTube wont care unless people actually leave.Good luck on that.
>>198625284This only makes people want to use an adblocker more
>>198627054I know a lot of people who work in education. Zoomers are tech illiterate because they have no tech problem solving skills. Think of any time you’ve done anything more complex than “click icon make app come up”: Zoomers have never had to do that because everything is so streamlined.I’ve had teachers tell me that if a file isn’t in the Recents folder, the students think it was deleted. They don’t know how to navigate a file system and cannot transfer files from one folder to another. I’ve had teachers tell me that Zoomers don’t know basic keyboard shortcuts like ctrl-c and ctrl-v.Zoomers are not tech-savvy; they are tech-dependent, and if an app doesn’t do something for them they don’t even try to how to find out how to do itObviously this isn’t universal but it’s a huge trend
imagine watching star trek in 2024
>>198628994did those progenitor guys that look like odo make tar baby too
Haven't watched a single episode of STD season 5. Should I?
>>198629033>tar baby is the pissy cranky remnant of the changelings that got left behind deepest lore
I didn't get it
>>198628196meds fr
>>198628196
>>198621012Are you a homosexual? Muh pills. Oh look a bunny in the mirror. Yeah nah, I think you're a gay since you're an expert on faggots.
>>198620644this film is from before the 2002 catholic molestation scandal, it was actually edgy and original when Donnie Darko did it.
>>198620962no they wouldn't, many catholics still defend the church after their molestation scandals, and the blatant coverups
Zoomer here. This movie is absolutely incredible. It‘s insane to me this ever got made. It‘s the best B-movie ever. It‘s unironically about an Aryan Barbarian defeating an evil Semitic Sorcerer. Conan the Destroyer is extremely disappointing. It‘s capeshit decades before the term existed. They made Arnold act retarded to add humor to the story. The quipping is horrible. It‘s the PG-13 curse.Red Sonja is a very short, extremely straightforward movie. Despite that there are some glaring plotholes. Couldn’t even do that right. It‘s low budget. I don’t have other Sword & Sorcery movies to compare this to, so I don’t know if I should rate it badly. It‘s a movie you will never be tempted to watch again.
>>198624553why didn't they just invent the windmill
>>198628740Best book cover ever
>>198628670>Noone's ever heard of Morris before.Normalfags haven't. Anyone who knows anything about the history of the genre has obviously heard of him. He's hardly obscure among bookfags
>>198626833Just as a random fun fact;Tolkien owned a collection of Howard's work and praised the action scenes, although IIRC he found it too pulpy for his tastes.
>>198628856I don't think anyone is denying Howard is the better writer but, the point of that comment is how you can get someone like Burroughs and his works despite the massive and foundational influence is not commonly known of in the contemporary. It is not hyperbole to say that John Carter is insanely influential, having influenced things from Superman to Dune.
I miss when /tv/ women could be sexy.
>>198628253Isnt Sydney Sweeney the talk of the town these days? When the most popular actress with the zoomers is a big gazonga'd blonde, I think its safe to say /tv/ women can still be sexy.
>>198628253damn who is this 10/10 perfect woman?
>>198628280Is that that sweeny girl actress? She is so hot its insane.
>>198628253Erm, sexy wimmin aren't allowed anymore.
>>198628280Some women are meant to be bred. She is one of those women.
What was his problem?
>>198628432In a world run by plastic one man stood up for tape.
>>198628432Qrd on that guy?
>>198628882Nigga loved tape.
>>198628882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
>>198628432My little brother is just as autistic as this kid. It's so fun messing with him.
What would you like to see in the sequel to Godzilla x Kong? Destoroyah?
>>198627987Based Kumi Mizuno
>>198628463oh cool she was in Ebirah too
>>198628601She was also in Matango, another film by Ishiro Honda.
>>198626463IS IT STARRING TIMOTHY CHALAMET? BECAUSE IF ITS NOT I SHANT BE WATCHING IT
>>198626463I think its really cool that Kong and Godzilla are an actual unironic tag team duo in our modern day and age.
>“Film doesn’t occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy that it did for most of our lives," says the comedian. "When a movie came out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked. Now we’re walking through a fire hose of water, just trying to see.”>So what, if anything, has replaced film? “Depression? Malaise? I would say confusion. Disorientation replaced the movie business,” he answered. “Everyone I know in show business, every day, is going, ‘What’s going on? How do you do this? What are we supposed to do now?'”>“I’ve done enough stuff that I have my own thing, which is more valuable than it’s ever been,” Seinfeld noted about his career outside the more-confused film industry. “Stand-up is like you’re a cabinetmaker, and everybody needs a guy who’s good with wood. … There’s trees everywhere, but to make a nice table, it’s not so easy. So, the metaphor is that if you have good craft and craftsmanship, you’re kind of impervious to the whims of the industry.”>“Audiences are now flocking to stand-up because it’s something you can’t fake,” he added. “It’s like platform diving. You could say you’re a platform diver, but in two seconds we can see if you are or you aren’t. That’s what people like about stand-up. They can trust it. Everything else is fake.”https://variety.com/2024/film/news/jerry-seinfeld-movie-business-over-disorientation-1235978006/
>>198628349it's not "noticing", progressives used to constantly call out antisemitism whenever they could to use it for virtue-signaling but now it's cool to hate jews, so they dowhen will people grasp that they have no actual principles except remaining in-group?
>>198628442The enemy of my enemy and all that happy horseshit.
>>198628105based let's keep this going
>>198628105Yeah, too bad he never made a single good joke in his entire career.
The trailer wasn't that funny
