Best mom edition
>>670634150Titties.Classic fantasy story.Conquering territory.Decapitation or redemption for miscreants.A very deep combat system.Waifu decision anxiety.A good fucking game.
>>670634173chad auch, you told that bitchI'd have made him my court sorcerer if I couldwe love auch, he's been serving me well in my dragoon dive squad. I'd give him his own harem squad, but that might bother him what with his problems with his mother.
>>670634342Based, commissioning Fran / Miriam stuff myself. THEY DESERVE IT!!
>>670634176Give her a scarf and lucky coin and enjoy the enemy's futile struggle against a 1% chance to hit.
>>670634176Give her every evasion-boosting equipment you canSet her to target high-defense targets with her shield attack, and high-evasion targets with her evasion attackLaugh as the enemy's entire offense whiffs her entirely(BONUS: Keep Sharon as her personal healslut since they work well together)
I just deleted my steam account and am giving up video games for good. I'm afraid to grow up but I know I have to. What am I in for adultfags?
watching netflix / youtube shorts. glad you finally managed to grow up.
>>670634231Unironically KYS, it's all downhill from here.
>>670634231See you tomorrow, nigger.
>>670634231Boredom, you'll actually want to be at work cause being at home gives you existential dread.
BINGO!
>>670631932PROCLAIM THE SCORE
>>670631932
>>670631932THE PRINCE
ENTER SUPER SHITjita
[Sad News] Rebirth flopped just as hard as FFXVI did.
>>670623638$70 games is a smashing hit it seems.
Why do people keep calling games flops when they don't have the sales data?
>>670623638>Soosigh Skwah had a worse launch than Gotham KnightsHoly FUCK what a blunder. Hope somebody got fired for that one
>>670631248because Barry wants to see those games failand yet the only real Failure of a SE game was Forspoken
>>670633274man the NPCs in remake look like they were made in an Indian sweatshop
Can someone explain the MegaMan timeline/story for me please?
>>670633570Weil captures Dark ElfWeil takes over human civilizationWeil nukes human civilizationZero puts down Dark Elf for goodZero puts Omega down for good IS THIS TECHNICALLY SUICIDE???Original X's cyber-spirit Elf thing (sort of) diesSome more bullshit happens again but this time with more humans involvedZero puts Weil down for goodZero puts Zero down for goodFast forward some yearsCiel dredges up the consciousnesses of X, Zero, ???, Fafnir, Harpuia, Leviathan, and PhantomTurns them into BiometalsCiel's scientist lackey dredges up the consciousness of WeilTurns it into BiometalComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>670630441Two scientists butted head with each other, both of them created their magnum opuses before they died. One however contains roboAIDS that can infect the future robots, causing a robot war for decades and eventually leads to near extinction of all life on earth
>>670634280>decadesMillenia. Dr. Light was a true bastard.
How does she know how to make a water purifier?
>>670625945Because it's more fun than having to do some Project Zomboid-esque system of reading books to gain enough skill to unlock water purifiers.Though a post apocalyptic game with Zomboid RPG and survival mechanics sounds awesome.However that would not have made Fallout 4 more fun
>>670626724>choosing to be a woman instead of a man.Trans behavior
>>670625945The biggest slut in gaming
>>670627080You sound like a faggot widow of postal 2 and 4
>>670633886The settlement aspect of fallout 4 made me wonder about a game that drops the RPG pretense at all and is just simply about waking up in a post-apocalypse and then teaching all the retarded mutants how to be civilised again.Uncovering ancient knowledge of (((plumbing))) etc and forcing the tribals to wash their hands and use a toilet.It might not even be Earth, could be like Kenshi.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpizza tower threadzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
>>670632216For me it's more of an endurance and focus test than anything. After an hour or two of levels running together I sometimes mentally skip over a secret's location or get tired and slow down. Maybe I'm just getting old.
holy shit it's
>>670623467it's kind of funny how much mcpig likes this hatgoomba to the extent that he was nearly playable over the noise
>>670632514it really isn't, the number of toppings off the main path is very small
>>670634291Cowboys are cool.
ITT: Games with PC ports inferior to their console ports.
>>670631926They didn't do any PSO caching which really needs to be addressed during development since it's kind of pain and poorly documented in Unreal
>>670628997All Yakuza games since they introduce glitches either not seen on console or because of higher framerates since the games are not meant to be played above 30. 0 for example has an inventory corruption glitch that requires a save and reload to fix and it happens at complete random, K2 can just erase all the textures on the map for no reason, 3R has a weird instant reel and escape glitch in fishing only seen on PC, Ishin Kiwami at launch caused your heat to drain the higher your framerate was, Gaiden causes issues at 60 and especially 120 with the UFO Catcher, Pocket Circuit, and the coliseum, 8 for some reason would cause PC players specifically to crash when they patched in the newer shirts for the 1 million sales, etc.Deadly Premonition. It's actually better for you to emulate the PS3 Director's Cut version as that is more stable than the PC version, and if you're going that route you might as well emulate the Switch or 360 versions.No More Heroes games in general. They not only have brand new bugs only for PC but they also require a controller outright so you may as well emulate the Switch versions.Dead Space 1 is missing a bunch of outfit and weapon DLC on PC.Dead Space 2 because console is the only way you can play Severed unless you plan on emulating the PS3 version just for that.
>>670628997GTA IV: unoptimized mess, DLC isn't accessible in the main campaign for some absurd reason and they removed the Russian radio station because the license expired (not sure if this is an issue on consoles).Atelier Rorona is better emulated since the PC port only supports 30fps and doesn't go above 1440p. RPCS3 can do 4K60 on basically any hardware from 2015 onwards and you can inject AA and AF that were also missing from the port.>>670632846>Dead Space 1 is missing a bunch of outfit and weapon DLC on PC.Disagree on this one, it was very well optimized at launch and you could get 1080p60 easily while consoles had to put up with stuttery 720p30. it sucks about the missing cosmetic stuff but it doesn't outweigh the sheer difference in visual fidelity
>>670632386Shadows look ugly on PC and destroys have FFXIII looks. No patch fixes it yet.
>>670631437FF Origins sucked on everything. Dumb cunts didn't optimize shit like the infamous fur jacket.
>think warhammer is aesthetically cool>have no idea wtf is going on half the time because the lore is retarded and there’s too much of itAm I gonna enjoy this game?
Don't forget, Bobby G himself came back and said that space book isn't always right.
>>670632726You will enjoy it a lot, there is a metric fuckton of 40K lore but most of the stories are relatively self contained so it doesn't matter that you don't know 37 years worth of lore. If you are really concerned you can easily get a surface level knowledge with one or two youtube videos.
Just play the first, you don't need to know anything to enjoy it but there might be some references to events in the first game you'll not understand.
>>670632726I hate doing this kind of thing but while this video is long and there is a second part (look it up yourself) it's pretty entertaining and gives you a good idea of what is going on.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGKPRiJp84
Is this gonna be pozzed or will they fire the tranny writer nad make it based since ESG is sinking?I really liked the first space marine and would be sad if this does turn out to be a woke disaster.
>video game skill can ignore all types of armor, defenses and immunitiesI fucking love this mechanic
>>670634236explain why it's dumb, logically.
>>670634195>Some of the most memorable shows intentionally make you think the show is going to be about something else, lure you into a false sense of the show early on, then hit you like a brick laterYes, but you can still tell the series will be good before the twist. Madoka Magicka did not become good when Mami got ahead of herself, it was intriguing from the outset.
>>670633943I will say that Bocchi was grating for me for the first eps, everything felt dialed up to 11 to the point where characters felt too flanderized to have any connection to them, I think it was ep 5 or 6 when I really started to enjoy it, it was that ep where the drunkard got bocchi to perform.
>>670634316It felt like a generic as fuck Nanoha/Precure copy before the Mami episode.
>>670628612>so many good shows to go back and rewatch>so little timeShame D-Frag didnt' make the chart. Season 2 when? Every arc past what was adapted was objectively better.
>FFXIV CoinsPayment for service fees and optional item purchases will require FFXIV Coins, which can be purchased from the Microsoft Store. Please purchase FFXIV Coins before using the Mog Station or FINAL FANTASY XIV Online Store.After purchasing FFXIV Coins from the Microsoft Store, log into the Xbox Series X|S version of FINAL FANTASY XIV to have the purchased FFXIV Coins credited to your Square Enix Account. You will not be able to use the purchased FFXIV Coins until you log in, so please be sure to log in after purchasing FFXIV Coins.>When Playing Only the Xbox Series X|S VersionPayments will be handled using FFXIV Coins only.>When Playing on Multiple PlatformsWhen accessing the Mog Station or FINAL FANTASY XIV Online Store from the Xbox Series X|S version of the application, payments will be handled using FFXIV Coins.In other cases, you can select additional payment methods on the website.Geez, they could've just made the xbox version F2P at this rate.
>>670633961>PVPWhat's the point
xbox limitations
>>670633961DRG is already giga nerfed. What more do you want?
>>670632021>go to aether after being on primal all my life>players are somehow worse at the game than primal playersI’m guessing it just like old PvP when malestorm were the top pvp gc but then a bunch of lazy faggots came and made it the worst
>>670634302Everyone piles onto Aether to do content now, the days of Aether being the "high end raiding server" are long gone, it's literally everyone there now.
My game library just quintupled
>>670629639I'm glad tim can be a reasonable adult about this
>>670629609>i'm not sure where you got this from, i don't see it anywhere, not even in the extended faq (https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/054C-3167-DD7F-49D4)Not him, but people trying the beta already confirmed you can't share your family with other countries.
>>670634258Someone should test!Either way, the slot they took up is on cooldown for 1 year... unless somebody tests that too!
>>670633880>WHAT ABOUT FUCKING EUROPE YOU KEKSwho fucking cares
>>670634304Well it is called Family share. They say household and while the main idea is likely to share it with the account holder's kids, lol, they also know that people will be sharing with their cousins, siblings, friends and so forth.
Good night lol thread
>>670628868AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAT THE FUCK
>>670575237>>670575237I was tired from a post St. Patty's weekend gooning sesh (obviously, I am in bed as most other anons are). Not sure why I found this so funny, but the combination of laughing while cumming to early 2000's pornographic magazines that I paid homeless people to purchase for me when I was underage is so sublime.CTRL+ALT+DEL is a treasure that needs to be protectected.
>>670592731jerma is also a stoner
>>670630830thanks
If you want to see normal looking women, watch The View.
>>670634156the view hoes are less normal than Ada
>>670634156I feel sorry for you if you think those ghouls on The View are "normal looking". You're used to old gorillas and beaked jews?
What the fuck is The View?
>If you want to see normal looking women, watch The View.Yes that's why Ada Wong is a fictional woman thus superior
>>670634156those demonic harpies arent normal
There are now 7 games I care about how about you?1. Dragons Dogma 22. Stellar Blade3. Garu: City of the Wolves 4. Vindictus Defying Fate5. GTA VI6. Ninja Gaiden reboot7. DoA reboot
>>670632218haha i know right but yeah im still buying it hahahaha
>>670630918>Dragons Dogma 2Pozzed capcom game> Ninja Gaiden reboot>DoA rebootPozzed Koietecmo games that will be censored. If you support ESG publishers you're a problem.
>>670633761Proof koietecmo is esg
>>670633862https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/06/08/dynasty-warriors-developer-koei-tecmo-create-dedicated-quality-assurance-team-to-handle-everything-from-functional-bugs-to-local-culture-and-social-issues/
>>670631053/v/ is infested with actual Korean shills.
I miss our daily SG threads, they were so comfy
>>670627253Post more
>>670633139I don't know about that, from the sounds of the inside story, I get the impression that Mike and Alex were more or less losing control of the company around the same time. By the time Indivisible launched (which is around the time alex got kicked), the artfags had already become unruly and his control was slipping.I'm also not sure I'd call Mike in favor of censorship either: the game on release and in its "golden period" was full of tits and ass. The only thing Mike ever mentioned voting against was a win pose that was just judged a little too out of character for fillia/samson. Which honestly is fair.I don't think Mike is some saint, but I see him as not unlike Alex: a guy making his passion project who got taken advantage of and fucked over. Mike was a little more bluepilled to start with, but that only made him get screwed over even harder than Alex.
>>670633183unfortunately its the only filia thing ive managed to draw in a while i do have some of the other girls tho
>>670634218Very nice work anon, I really mean it. Know where I can see more of your stuff?
>>670634362https://twitter.com/TecFuzz
be honest, you looked up a guide and now you're disinterested to play
>>670626480I played for a bit without looking anything and at first it was charming and clever, but it kept growing more complex and it just doesn't feel fun, like it's making me feel like a retard brute forcing instead of having genuine eureka moments
>>670631956autism
>hit a difficulty wall>no fun spending 2-24h in a single level, brute force or "figuring it out">no fun looking up guide>no way to continue enjoying gamewhat the fuck am i supposed to do
For me? Water is Sink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmSDE-lmMvo
No. But I only beat like half the game. It's great, my brain just got tired.
Decks for this feel
>>67059518140LabsBlonde women and impregnated them.
>>670633749yeah but if I said it people who just like fit chicks and smelly girls or whatever would just ask wtf is wrong with meSurprisingly this thread has very vanilla/tame tastes outside of the obvious shitposts. I'd get banned from /d/ even though it's not blood/gore.
>>670595181I'm 25 hiI used cyber dragons up to 17, then like 3 games of evil eye, then labrynthShortstacks, teens, tomboy loli
>>670633865based african american male
>>670595181>29>Cydra>Armpits >rimming
This should have been an easy homerun
>>670629830It means that the game flopped harder than your mom on my bed
>>670628625All the players are on Switch.
>>670630895is this the newest cope?
>>670620991>Arzest gameIt was three strikes in a row, before the batter could even come out of the shower room before the match.
>>670621224Mario Wonder was honestly just as mid to me as well. >>670628848I like the idea of getting something for each Emerald you collect but the way they did Emerald Powers in this game was pretty lame and every ability was either completely useless or fucking busted with no inbetween.
Vanilla Vs RebirthSoundtrackVanilla > RebirthSound designVanilla > RebirthHUD / UIVanilla > RebirthMom's voiceVanilla > RebirthFlavor TextVanilla > RebirthWhy is vanilla so superior?
I hate Ridiculon's OST so much it's unreal. Danny B's OST was beyond perfect. There is no Isaac without it, just another rougelike.
>>670633043https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/the-binding-of-isaac-flash-devil-room-jingle-23849/
>>670633114exactly
Then just play vanilla, without the online moaning part. Pretty simple.
>>670634203Why when there's millions doing themselves a disservice by fighting deliriuminstead of enjoying kino